Got two medals at my last track meet ever. Met a guy whose arms were probably bigger than my waste and he tried to teach me how to stanky leg and twerk, and we met this girl who had a citrus-phobia.
Runners are such great people. Like the only assholes are the ones whose parents are assholes and make them run like a marathon before breakfast.

I like pets. They’re cool. They always like you because you feed them and that’s just what you do. You feed them and they keep you happy. It’s so simple.