the sheer number of used condoms in my bathroom garbage makes me not want to shower in my room anymore

i know what’s been done in there and i know by who

it’s not okay

it’s just not ok

its not 

i just ripped my professor a new butthole on the course evaluations and damn it felt good 

punkukulele:

half of me is like ‘lets get a billion tattoos and wear killer heels and sharp eyeliner and red lipstick and leather jackets and dye my hair super bright colors’

and the other half is ‘lets wear pastel dresses and cardigans and ballet flats and play ukulele and wear cute jewelry’

and i think that pretty much sums up my entire existence

(via deathstrokee)

kindawasted:

he hates me
ik-zie-u-graag:

I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!
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enthusiasm to chicken n potatoes 

the-mad-professor:

Happy four bunny!!

laugh u fucks

THEME.